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Loeb and Leopold. 

I have drawn parallels between a Mean Girls posse and these three in court once, and I shall make them again. Nathan, what even is that expression.

“Maybe we didn’t get the death penalty because everyone likes us, and I don’t want to be punished for being well-liked. And I don’t think my father, the owner of the Lake Michigan Transportation Company, would be too pleased to hear about this.”

“Richard Loeb… How do I begin to explain Richard Loeb?”
“Richard Loeb is flawless.”
“He has two mansions and a silver Roadster.”
“I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000.”
“I hear he does Roadster commercials… in Japan.”
“His favorite philosopher is Nietzsche.”
“One time he met Rudolph Valentino on a train…”
“And he told him he was pretty.”
“One time he stole my typewriter… It was awesome.”

“Let me tell you something about Nathan Leopold. We have a written contract. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then I got into Zeta Beta Tau, and all the frats were totally gorgeous, and Nathan was, like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with them, he’d be like, “Why can’t we go and set a fire and sleep together again?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then I was like, “Babe, I can’t be seen alone with you anymore, because I think you’re a homosexual.” I mean, I couldn’t have my boyfriend in my fraternity. I mean, right? He was a homosexual. So then his governess called my governess and started yelling at her, it was so inferior. And then we stopped being seen together, and I graduated from university, and we decided to rob my fraternity house, and he was totally weird. And now I guess he’s on crack.”

IT WAS SO INFERIOR

Excuse me while I go build a shrine to this thread. 

You people are all truly superior.